Cars 2 (2011)

Emily Mortimer: Holley Shiftwell

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Quotes 

• Mater : Oh, for a second there I thought you was trying to fix my dents.

  Holley Shiftwell : Yes, I was.

  Mater : Well then, no thank you. I don't get them dents buffed, pulled, filled or painted by nobody. They way too valuble.

  Holley Shiftwell : Your dents are valuble? Really?

  Mater : I come by each one of 'em with my best friend Lightning McQueen. I don't fix these. I wanna remember these dents forever.

• Mater : Excuse me, ma'am.

  [expels exhaust] 

  Mater : Dadgum pistachio ice cream.

  Holley Shiftwell : This cannot be him.

  Finn McMissile : Is he American?

  Mater : [swinging his tow cable]  Look out, ladies. Mater's fittin' to get funky!

  Holley Shiftwell : Extremely.

• Lightning McQueen : The bad guys hit me with the beam from the camera, so, why didn't I... you know.

  Mater : Explode in a fiery inferno?

  Lightning McQueen : Yeah.

  Finn McMissile : We couldn't figure that one out, either.

  Holley Shiftwell : Our investigation proved that Allinol was actually gasoline, and Axelrod engineered it so that when it got hit by the beam, it would explode.

  Lightning McQueen : Wait a second, Fillmore. You said my fuel was safe.

  Fillmore : If you're implying that I switched out that rot-gut excuse for alternative fuel with my all natural sustainable organic bio-fuel, just because I never trusted Axelrod, you're dead wrong man...

  [points to Sarge] 

  Fillmore : It was him.

  Sarge : Once big oil, always big oil... man.

• [Mater has been outfitted for his undercover mission] 

  Holley Shiftwell : So Mater, it's voice-activated. But, you know, everything's voice-activated these days.

  Mater : What? I thought you was supposed to be making me a dee-sguise.

  Mater's Computer : Voice recognized. Disguise program initiated.

  [the computer uses a hologram to make Mater look like Ivan, another tow truck] 

  Mater : Haha. Cool! Hey, computer, make me a German truck!

  Mater's Computer : Request acknowledged.

  [Mater wears a funny German costume with a green hat] 

  Mater : Check it out! I'm wearing Materhosen! Make me a monster truck!

  Mater's Computer : Request acknowledged.

  [Mater wears a vampire costume] 

  Mater : What the? Hahahaha.

  Mater : [Transylvanian accent]  I vant to siphon your gas! Haha! Now make me a taco truck!

  Mater's Computer : Request acknowledged.

  [Mater becomes a white taco truck, and his horn plays "La Cucaracha"] 

  Mater : A funny car!

  Mater's Computer : Request acknowleged.

  [He becomes painted yellow with red flames, hot rod exhaust pipes, a hot rod engine, and a spoiler. Mater revs his engine a few times, enjoying the disguise] 

  Finn McMissile : [turns off the hologram]  The idea is to keep a low profile, Mater.

• Finn McMissile : [Captured with Holley in the Big Bentley clock]  What are you doing?

  Holley Shiftwell : Trying to turn back time. If I can just reverse the polarity...

  Finn McMissile : Good job! Quick thinking, Holley!

• Finn McMissile : Calculate the fastest way to...

  Holley Shiftwell : [wings are suddenly appearing out of her]  Done!

  Finn McMissile : Oh, Miss Shiftwell...

  Holley Shiftwell : They're standard issue now.

  Finn McMissile : You kids get all the good hardware.

• Holley Shiftwell : Oh no.