- Parker: Anniversaries are hard. Just this past week it was the anniversary of the seventh time I threw Hardison off the top of a building, and it was really hard to go through by myself.
- King Navid: We were very happy until we stopped having sex and realized we hated each other. She hired one of my bodyguards to kill me, I blew up her car... typical divorce stuff.
- Parker: Okay, well, do you think I wanna be called legendary? Do you think I want just the whisper of my name to strike fear in the hearts of evildoers everywhere? Huh? Where's the challenge in that?