Supernatural (TV Series)

Monster Movie (2008)

Todd Stashwick: Dracula

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• Pizza Delivery Guy : Uh, pizza delivery?

  Dracula : Ah, you have brought a repast. Excellent. Continue to be of such service, and your life will be spared.

  Pizza Delivery Guy : Uh-huh. That'll be $15.50.

  Dracula : Tell me...

  Pizza Delivery Guy : Yeah?

  Dracula : Is there garlic on this pizza?

  Pizza Delivery Guy : I don't know. Did you order garlic?

  Dracula : No!

  Pizza Delivery Guy : Then no. Look, mister, I've got four other deliveries to make. You want to just pay me the money so I can go?

  Dracula : Of course. Yes. But I have a coupon.

• Dracula : [referring to portrait of woman]  She is beautiful, no? Bride number three from the first film. She never got the acclaim that she deserved. Which is why I chose her shape, her form to move among the mortals unnoticed, to listen to the cricket songs of the living. That is when I discovered my bride had been reborn in this century.

  Dean Winchester : [chuckles]  I can't get over what a pumpkin-pie-eyed, crazy son of a bitch you really are. You're not Dracula. You get that right? Or even if you think you are Dracula, what the hell's up with the Mummy?

  Dracula : [punches Dean in his face]  I am *all* monsters!

  Dean Winchester : Life ain't a movie you sorry sack of...

  Dracula : [again punches Dean]  Life is small, meager, messy. The movies are grand, simple, elegant. I have chosen elegance.

  Dean Winchester : You think "elegance" is really the word for what you did to Marissa or Rick Deacon? Or any of the others?

  Dracula : But of course. It is a monster movie, after all.

  Dean Winchester : You do realize what happens at the end of *every* monster movie?

  Dracula : Ah. But this movie is *mine*. And in it, the monster wins. The monster gets the girl. And the hero, he's... electrocuted.

  [reaches for pulley switch] 

  Dracula : And tonight, Jonathan Harker, you will be my hero.

• Dracula : It was beauty that killed the beast.