Zookeeper (2011)

Sylvester Stallone: Joe the Lion

Photos 

Quotes 

• Griffin Keyes : [about Kate leaving]  Oh, man, it's my fault. I blew it.

  Joe the Lion : No, it's my fault. I was the one who told you to be someone you're not.

  Janet the Lioness : No, you know what? It's my fault. I was so worried you were gonna leave, I wasn't thinking about you.

  Donald the Monkey : It's not my fault. I said throw poop at her. That always works.

• Joe the Lion : [talks to Griffin for the first time]  You wanna talk? Let's talk!

• Griffin Keyes : Joe!

  Joe the Lion : What the h - - is wrong with you? Huh? Oh, I mean:

  [growls] 

  Griffin Keyes : [Screams in panic]  Ahhhhhhhh!

• Joe the Lion : Stick to your cozy life because take it from me, you would never make it in the wild.

  Griffin Keyes : What did you just say?

  Joe the Lion : I'm saying, in the wild, I would never let a rival dictate the outcome of a situation.

  Griffin Keyes : "In the wild"? You were born in captivity, Joe. In this very zoo, I bottle-fed you! "In the wild." You've never been in the wild a day in your life. I could walk 25 yards and buy a balloon on a stick. "Wild."