Life with Louie (TV Series)

A Fish Called Pepper (1995)

Mary Wickes: Grandma

Quotes 

• Grandma : Andy, I almost forgot to tell you. I was out in the garage today and I reorganized all your tools for you.

  Andy Anderson : What?

  Grandma : Hung'em all in alphabetical order.

  Andy Anderson : WHAT?

  Grandma : Oh, don't thank me.

  [chuckles] 

  Little Louie : [Andy seeths with fury]  Look, Dad's gonna hit Grandma.

  Ora Anderson (Mom) : Andy!

  [he stops dead] 

  Grandma : [eating, still in good spirits]  Oh, this is good.

  Andy Anderson : Louie, Tommy, go to your room now!

  Little Louie : Geez, what'd we do?

  Andy Anderson : NOW!

• Grandma : Take some advice from an old lady: it's never too late to tell someone how you feel about them.

  Little Louie : [nods, then looks across the street to see Glen Glenn picking on another kid]  Hey, Glen Glenn, guess what? I think you're a jerk!

  [Glen Glenn tries to advance on Louie, but his Grandma gives him a "don't even think about it" look, so the bully stays put] 

  Grandma : Well, now, that's not exactly what I meant, Louie.