Steve Carell: Brick Tamland
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Quotes
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Brick Tamland : I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong.
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Freddie Shapp : You're on the 2 AM to 5 AM slot.
Ron Burgundy : What? That's the graveyard shift!
Brick Tamland : I ain't afraid of no ghost!
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Brick Tamland : I have a black man that follows me everywhere when it's sunny.
Ron Burgundy : Actually, I think that's your shadow Brick.
Brick Tamland : I call him Leon, he's about half as tall as I am, depending on what time of day it is. He likes to play the timpani, and he is a water color.
Ron Burgundy : What happens to him when it gets cloudy outside?
Brick Tamland : He goes home.
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[At Madison Square Park, Ron runs into Jack Lime and his team]
Ron Burgundy : [shocked] What the hell?
Jack Lime : Well, hello, Ron. You out for a jog?
Ron Burgundy : Jack Lime!
[Parents and children scatter away]
Ron Burgundy : Where's everyone going? Please, I don't have time to talk, okay? I have to be somewhere.
Jack Lime : Well, that's funny. 'Cause I got nowhere to be because you pretty much destroyed my career. Do you realize what it did to me, by making myself call me "Jack Lame"?
[yells]
Jack Lime : It was a living hell!
[panting]
Ron Burgundy : I'm telling you, you have to let me go!
Jack Lime : Oh, don't worry. Four against one. This'll be over fast.
Brian Fantana : Maybe not so fast!
[Champ, Brick, and Brian appear to the rescue]
Ron Burgundy : My news team! Thank God!
Champ Kind : Ain't a day that will be or has been that we don't Ron Burgundy's back.
Jack Lime : Not a problem. When I done with these mutts, I gonna wipe my shoes on the curb.
Brick Tamland : Oh, yeah, Jack Lime? When I'm done with you, my mom's gonna pick me up and take me home.
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CBC News Anchor : There's not gonna be any fight without Scott Riles and the incredibly polite Canadian news team.
Canadian Anchor : What about the French-speaking Quebec News? The real voice of Canada!
CBC News Anchor : Give it a rest, eh?
Champ Kind : Give me a break! They can't have news. Nothing happens in Canada!
Canadian Anchor : That's not true! Sometimes people's feelings get hurt.
CBC News Anchor : And sometimes the lake freezes.
Brick Tamland : I like your ginger ale!
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Ron Burgundy : Brick, what the hell is that?
Brick Tamland : It's a gun from the future.
MTV Host : No fair, he's got a gun from the future!
Ron Burgundy : Where did you get it from?
[Brick laughs]
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Brick Tamland : The beauty of this soda machine pales in comparison to your beauty.
