- Clay Johnson: Are you deliberately tryin' to kill me?
- Willie Ray Johnson: Yes, and I want you to die with a tan.
- Fritz Howard: You know the interesting thing about illusions? See, the magician rehearses over and over again until it's perfect - but practice doesn't make perfect. It makes a pattern; and, if you have a pattern, you can prove intent; and, with intent, you get... murder.
- Mike Tao: The body is bloated, decomposing, and highly unstable. We should tow him back to the morgue and cut the car around him. Otherwise, he might...
- Andy Flynn: Pop like a zit?
- Andy Flynn: What? Now all of a sudden, you guys have gotten all sensitive?
- Brenda Leigh Johnson: Did the coroner suggest how Mr. Adams might have died?
- Andy Flynn: Yeah, he said it was... could be positional asphyxiation. But you can't tell for sure because there's so much of this guy you can't see. He's like an iceberg. He could have died from some bullet wound to the chest that never found an exit, or... Or...
- Rest of the squad: Get out of the way!
- Brenda Leigh Johnson: Or what, lieutenant?
- Rest of the squad: - Move! - Stop!
- Andy Flynn: Or... he could also have died from some bizarre traffic accident.
- Brenda Leigh Johnson: Traffic accident?
- Andy Flynn: Or maybe... an electrical fire. Chief, you know, I'm gonna have to call you back