Peep Show (TV Series)

Jeremy's Mummy (2008)

Matt King: Super Hans

Quotes 

• Super Hans : [reading from an old quiz book he's found]  I have a mouth, but do not speak. I have a bed, but never sleep. What am I?

  Mark Corrigan : A river.

  Super Hans : Nicholas Lyndhurst.

  Mark Corrigan : I think that's the wrong answer section.

  Super Hans : [throws the book down]  Fuck this shit.

• Super Hans : Jez, can you tell me, as a mate, someone who knows me really well, is the bottom half of me on fire?

  Jeremy Usborne : [looks down]  No.

  Super Hans : Thanks. That's good.

  Jeremy Usborne : Are you tripping?

  Super Hans : The shit I'm seeing, I fucking well hope so!

• Super Hans : It's a pisser, though, innit? Cancer. They should a find a fucking cure.

  Mark Corrigan : I think they're trying.

  Super Hans : Yeah, sure they are. They should pull their fucking fingers out.

• Super Hans : You should drop acid at the funeral. Make it more intense. That's what I did at me old man's, it was fucking mental. I was crying and laughing. Didn't know who was dead and who was alive.

• Super Hans : You couldn't get me any glue, could you? Take the edge off.

  Jeremy Usborne : Glue?

  Super Hans : Yeah, glue's coming back. Nature's glue.

  Jeremy Usborne : [voiceover]  I've never done glue. Never boffed a tranny. I've hardly lived.