- Detective Walley Everett: [taking personal data from transsexual] Frederick, f-r-e-d-e-r-i-c-k? D, what's the "D" for?
- Frederick "Kiki" Lamar: Douglas
- Detective Walley Everett: [laughing heartily] Frederick Douglas. Ha ha ha.
- [Note: Frederick Douglass was a famous African-American social reformer, abolitionist, speaker, writer, and statesman from the 1800s]
- Quinton "Chanel" Harris: [about Maurice, a suspect] I saw him on MySpace sayin', "Oh, you want to be some type of thug, and I was like, "You ain't nothin' but a fag"...
- [to grey-haired detectives]
- Quinton "Chanel" Harris: Y'all got Internet, right?