Eric opens the show ready to go fox hunting and tells a story of a fox hunt. Kenny Ball and His Jazzmen do a musical version of 'Putting on the Ritz'. We meet Eric's parents, and find out what they think of Eric and Ernie. His father, in particular, doesn't really have a good word for them because they are doing well. We also see where Eric gets his jokes. Samantha Jones sings 'You've Got Your Trouble (I've Got Mine)'. Eric and Ernie meet in the park with prams. Frankie Vaughan's son, David, is introduced to the audience. Kenneth McKellar sings 'Quattro cavai che trottano'. A pregnant woman arrives wanting to see Ernie and Eric thinks that Ernie is the father.
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