The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)
The Wizard of Oz (2008)
James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd
Quotes
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The Cowardly Lion : With a nuck and a ruff and a fuck and a fuck!
The Angry Video Game Nerd : Hey man, did you just swear?
The Cowardly Lion : Yeah yeah, fuck you, fuck you, dick, dick, dick, huh huh huh huh.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Now Tin Man, what a miserable fuck. He raises the shittiness to a whole new level. He can't duck or jump, at all. That fucking helps, right? Why not have a character in a platforming jumping game that can't jump? He's useless. A complete waste.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Damn, you just plastered the game on my ceiling with your shit!
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Here's the enemy run down: we got blood-thirsty blue birds, frogs, chattering teeth, pink soldiers, some weird looking dude, flying elephants that are supposed to be monkeys, a blobby blue guy and killer chairs. Is this The Wizard of Oz or Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Even the hands of a clock can kill you.
[holds up clock]
The Angry Video Game Nerd : Oh my God, here it is! Watch out for the clock!
[gets hit]
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Come on, you fucking green bitch, melt. Melt like diarrhea in the hot sun.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : There's no place like home. There's no shitty game like this. I'm serious, it shouldn't have been made. Like, it's almost half as bad as Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, and like, I know it's been 40-something reviews and I'm still talking about Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but I'm serious! It's really almost that bad. Fuck this game. Watch it go!
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The Cowardly Lion : What's that green thing?
The Angry Video Game Nerd : I don't know. Oh, that big emerald is a door?
The Cowardly Lion : Yeah, yeah, what are you, stupid?
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Now, what the fuck? How am I supposed to get under this flame?
The Cowardly Lion : Piss on it.
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The Cowardly Lion : Oh, a balloon.
The Angry Video Game Nerd : Yeah, the animation's stunning.
The Cowardly Lion : Looks like a ball sac.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Once you get the two keys, that's it. No end boss or anything special.
The Cowardly Lion : Oh, that sucks.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : It's the last stage in the game.
The Cowardly Lion : Thank fucking God.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : And to navigate this place is confusing as all hell.
The Cowardly Lion : Hell's confusing!