Generation Kill (TV Mini Series)

Stay Frosty (2008)

Rey Valentin: Cpl. Gabe Garza

Quotes 

• [Swarr locates Bravo in camp] 

  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert : [shaking Swarr's hand]  How the fuck did you find us?

  Gunnery Sgt. Robert Swarr : I came up with Delta.

  Cpl. Josh Ray Person : Shit, the fuckin' reservists, dude?

  Gunnery Sgt. Robert Swarr : Brad, you're not gonna believe it. It has been madness since day one.

  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert : What happened to your cushy liaison gig at Al Jabar?

  Cpl. Josh Ray Person : [winking]  Yeah, rockin' the fuckin' side pipe with them Air Force hotties.

  Gunnery Sgt. Robert Swarr : Fuck that, I ain't had a war since Somalia, I had to get some. But I seriously would not have jumped ship if it meant rollin' with Delta.

  Sgt. Antonio Espera : What? Clusterfuck?

  Gunnery Sgt. Robert Swarr : They're off the hook! Dude, they don't got any gear! Or food! They were pullin' escort duty just to eat. And then they got to rollin' into these hamlets and doin' these shows of force, y'know, cowboy shit, for fun. Like this one time, I swear to God, they thought it'd be funny to give these little kids, like, porn mags, like Hustlers and Maxims and shit, show the little hajjis what we're fightin' for. This old Iraqi comes stormin' out, starts screamin' at our interpreter about how we're fuckin' up their morals or some dumb shit, right? And he's super fuckin' pissed, the old man's got an RPG. Delta fuckin' freaks. They lob, like, twenty-six Mark-19 rounds. They fuck up the whole hamlet.

  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert : Fuck.

  Cpl. Josh Ray Person : Bull-fucking-shit.

  Gunnery Sgt. Robert Swarr : Ollie North filmed the whole fuckin' thing.

  Cpl. Josh Ray Person : THE Oliver North?

  Gunnery Sgt. Robert Swarr : Oliver fuckin' North was standin' there with a camera crew from Fox, filmin' the whole fuckin' thing like it was the turning point in the fuckin' war. These Delta fucks are, like, LAPD cops and DEA agents and fuckin' air marshals. You know what I mean? And they're led by this Napoleon douche who is, like, a corporal or some shit in the Albuquerque PD. I swear to God, this motherfucker has got cattle horns on his Humvee.

  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert : This is so colossally retarded, I can't even say anything about it.

  Gunnery Sgt. Robert Swarr : Godfather knows. He's been duckin' us on the comms for the past couple weeks.

  [he smiles] 

  Gunnery Sgt. Robert Swarr : But they're here now, Brad. And they're rollin' with you.

  Cpl. Gabe Garza : No fuckin' way. We're workin' with reservists?

  Sgt. Antonio Espera : That's some bullshit.

  [Delta's Humvees drive by; true to Swarr's description, the lead Humvee has cattle horns on it] 

  Gunnery Sgt. Robert Swarr : Check it out. If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'.

  Cpl. Josh Ray Person : [sarcastically]  Oh, THAT'S a real Marine.