- Harley Quinn: I'm really sorry, Ivy! Kite Man will come around, he always does!
- Poison Ivy: Yeah, but you know what? I won't! I mean, he's right! I've been denying a lot of myself for a long time! I guess, I guess it seemed easier for me to just go along with it, you know? And now I realize I hurt a lot of people delaying the inevitable!
- Harley Quinn: Well, people change!
- Poison Ivy: Yeah! Yeah, people DO change! I mean look at you, what you did for me today! You... you showed me the Harley I always wanted to see, you know?
- Harley Quinn: You... you don't think I'm chaotic, crazy and make a bunch of messes?
- Poison Ivy: No, you definitely do that. But you're trying to grow, and actually doing it! And that... I mean, for me, that is what matters!
- Harley Quinn: I love you, Ives!
- Poison Ivy: [smiles] I love you too, Harles.
- Harley Quinn: [driving] Where's the exit?
- Poison Ivy: Oh, for the shit of shits! This is why I didn't want to get married here, the parking lot is a damn maze!
- Poison Ivy: Okay, let's do this!
- Kite Man: Hell NO!
- Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn: What?
- Kite Man: I should have known the third time I proposed, every step in our relationship I've had to do over, and over, and OVER! And-and-and I'm not... after all of this, I am NOT redoing my wedding!
- Poison Ivy: Don't... don't you want to marry me?
- Kite Man: Of course I do! But you don't! I saw your face during the vows, and I knew your heart wasn't in it. I may be simple, but I'm not a fool. It is hard for me to finally admit it, but since you refused to, I will. I'm not the person for you!
- Poison Ivy: No... ah, shit...
- Kite Man: Like you said, Ivy, I deserve the best.
- [Kite Man flies off]
- Commissioner Gordon: I got into public service to shoot bad guys, allowing for the occasional accidental shooting of an innocent because no one's perfect!
- Tawny Young: Tawny Young reporting live from the scene of Ivy and Kite Man's wedding, in which Police Commissioner Gordon has heroically...
- Commissioner Gordon: [Sees the villains are starting to wake up from the gas] RETREAT! GET OUTSIDE, QUICK!
- Tawny Young: - pissed off some very powerful supervillains and accomplished absolutely nothing.