Splinterheads (2009)

Jason Mantzoukas: The Amazing Steve

Quotes 

• Wyoming : A golden cow is galloping on your shoulders. It is the cow of awakening. Ride the cow! Ride the cow away to your noonan.

  The Amazing Steve : Tell her you'll do it.

  Justin Frost : I'll do it.

• The Amazing Steve : Hey, there's a lot of flammable stuff around here! Half my act is homemade napalm.