Splinterheads (2009)

Thomas Middleditch: Justin Frost

Quotes 

• Justin Frost : I guess what I wanted to say was that... I'm sorry, for not being a badass. I'm sorry that I don't have a mullet or that I fucking ride a dirt bike and I throw cigarettes at people and I treat women like shit. Is that what you want? Innua... I'll have a pickup truck and throw you in the back and call you a bitch. I'm sorry, I am sorry... I guess... just... enjoy your salad... enjoy your salad.

• Justin Frost : Right now I'm relaxercizing, and I have my regular civvies on.

• Galaxy : [about Geocaching]  You download latitude and longitude coordinates from a website into your GPS, which leads you to these caches that people hid.

  Justin Frost : Hello. El nerdo alerto. Doink.

  Galaxy : It's not nerdy, it's actually cool, and you have to be smart, you know? And, like, good with puzzles. So not nerdy, at all.

  Justin Frost : Okay. That's actually the definition of nerdy, the way you're describing it.

• Wyoming : A golden cow is galloping on your shoulders. It is the cow of awakening. Ride the cow! Ride the cow away to your noonan.

  The Amazing Steve : Tell her you'll do it.

  Justin Frost : I'll do it.

• Justin Frost : I was your mark?

  Galaxy : Yeah... That was different. I mean, you were easy.

  Justin Frost : Oh. Well, I was distracted. I'm not used to full service.

• Justin Frost : I think maybe my thing is that I don't have a thing. If that is a thing?

• Galaxy : See, I thought this was all nerdy.

  Justin Frost : Oh, it is. Yeah. It's super nerdy, actually. It's just that, uh, nerd and nerd equals cool. It's like two negatives and a positive. Math thing, I don't know. Just tryin' to speak your language.

• [first lines] 

  Justin Frost : [to imaginary adversaries]  Easy everybody. Don't get hurt.

  [karate cry] 

  Justin Frost : You, come here.