The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Financial Permeability (2009)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• Sheldon Cooper : I don't see any large upcoming expenditures unless they develop an affordable technology to fuse my skeleton with adamantium like Wolverine.

  Penny : Are they working on that?

  Sheldon Cooper : I sincerely hope so.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, Penny. How's work.

  Penny : [sarcastically]  Great! I hope I'm a waitress at the Cheescake Factory for my whole life!

  Sheldon Cooper : Was that sarcasm?

  Penny : [still sarcastically]  No.

  Sheldon Cooper : Was *that* sarcasm?

  Penny : [honestly]  Yes.

  Sheldon Cooper : Was that sarcasm?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Stop it!

• Penny : Okay. Well, thank you. Oh, God, no, I can't. Sheldon honey, I don't want things to be weird between us.

  Sheldon : Won't it also be weird if I have to say hello to you every morning on my way to work and you're living in a refrigerator box and washing your hair with rain water?

  Penny : I'll pay you back as soon as I can.

  Sheldon : Of course you will. It's impossible to pay me back sooner than you can. Assuming you subscribe to a linear understanding of time and causality.

  Penny : I'm regretting this already.

• Sheldon Cooper : If you recall, I pointed out the check engine light to you several months ago.

  Penny : The check engine light is fine, it's still blinking away. It's the stupid engine that stopped working.

• Penny : He got arrested for taking a whiz on a cop car.

  Leonard Hofstadter : What?

  Penny : He was drunk.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I would hope so.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Why don't you just get a roommate and stay here?

  Penny : Well, do you know anybody?

  Leonard Hofstadter : I'm sure the guy living with Sheldon wouldn't mind moving in with you.

  Penny : Oh Leonard, honey, if we started living together, I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off you.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Really?

  Penny : And you thought my acting lessons were a waste of money.

• Leonard Hofstadter : [Looking for places for Penny to save expenses]  A hundred and seventy dollars for acting classes?

  Penny : Oh no, I can't give up my acting classes, I'm a professional actress.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, you've had an acting job where you got paid?

  Penny : That is not the definition of professional.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Actually, it kind of... lets keep looking.

• Penny : Wow, you got a lot of money in there.

  Sheldon Cooper : That's why it's guarded by snakes.

• Sheldon Cooper : Take some.

  Penny : Don't be silly.

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm never silly.

• Penny : Is Leonard around?

  Sheldon : He went to the movies without me. It was the only option. I'm sorry, I don't understand which social situation this is. Could you give me some guidance as to how to proceed?

  Penny : The building manager's showing an apartment downstairs, and I haven't paid my rent.

  Sheldon : Oh, I see. Penny, I'm not sure I'm comfortable harbouring a fugitive from the 2311 North Los Robles Corporation.

  Penny : It's no big deal. I'm just a little behind on my bills because they cut back my hours at the restaurant and my car broke down.