The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Vegas Renormalization (2009)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : Are you from the Star Wars universe?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Howard Wolowitz : Were you in the original trilogy?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Howard Wolowitz : Is there a picture of you in my wallet wearing a metal bikini?
Leonard Hofstadter : God, I hope not. And no, I'm not Princess Leia.
Rajesh Koothrappali : OK, OK, my turn. Are you in all six Star Wars movies?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Interesting. Are you a droid?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Do you kind of look like a shiny Sheldon?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes!
Rajesh Koothrappali : C-3PO!
Leonard Hofstadter : You got it!
Sheldon Cooper : [talking and moving in a manner reminiscent of C-3PO] That's preposterous. I do not resemble C-3PO! Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered. I just don't see it.
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[after Penny lets Sheldon stay over when he locks himself out of his apartment]
Leonard Hofstadter : What were you doing at Penny's?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, we had dinner, uh, played some games, and then I spent the night. Oh, you'll be happy to know that I now have a *much* better understanding of "friends with benefits."
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Sheldon Cooper : [Howard is crying after Leslie dumps him] I don't understand. If you were in a non-emotional relationship, then why are you having what appears to be an emotional response?
Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, he obviously had feelings for her.
Howard Wolowitz : Of course I had feelings for her. I saw her naked, for God's sake.
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Rajesh Koothrappali : We should have a plan, in case one of us gets lucky.
Leonard Hofstadter : Okay. If I get lucky, I'll take her to my stately manor outside Gotham city. And, if you get lucky, I'll sleep on the moon.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Sounds like a plan.
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Howard Wolowitz : [cell phone ringing] Leslie Winkle. Ahem. You've reached Friends with Benefits. For a booty call, press 1 now.
Sheldon Cooper : What exactly does that expression mean, "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?
Leonard Hofstadter : No. Look, imagine you maintained a friendship with someone you had sex with, but you were free to date whoever you wanted.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry, I can't imagine any of that.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Are you coming?
Sheldon Cooper : I'd rather have a blowfly lay eggs and hatch larvae in my auditory canal.
Leonard Hofstadter : Great, we'll bring you back a T-shirt.
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Mikayla : You want the girlfriend experience.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes. Yeah, exactly, the girlfriend experience.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Actually, if it's not too much to ask, could we have the Jewish girlfriend experience.
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Howard Wolowitz : Cut the crap. You set this up, didn't you?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Howard Wolowitz : She's a hooker, isn't she?
Rajesh Koothrappali : A prostitute, yes.
Howard Wolowitz : You already gave her the money?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Howard Wolowitz : Thank you.