The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Vegas Renormalization (2009)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : Are you from the Star Wars universe?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Howard Wolowitz : Were you in the original trilogy?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Howard Wolowitz : Is there a picture of you in my wallet wearing a metal bikini?
Leonard Hofstadter : God, I hope not. And no, I'm not Princess Leia.
Rajesh Koothrappali : OK, OK, my turn. Are you in all six Star Wars movies?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Interesting. Are you a droid?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Do you kind of look like a shiny Sheldon?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes!
Rajesh Koothrappali : C-3PO!
Leonard Hofstadter : You got it!
Sheldon Cooper : [talking and moving in a manner reminiscent of C-3PO] That's preposterous. I do not resemble C-3PO! Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered. I just don't see it.
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Rajesh Koothrappali : What do you say, Howard?
Howard Wolowitz : I say, Vegas, baby!
Rajesh Koothrappali : What are you gonna tell your mother?
Howard Wolowitz : Sea World, baby!
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Sheldon Cooper : [Howard is crying after Leslie dumps him] I don't understand. If you were in a non-emotional relationship, then why are you having what appears to be an emotional response?
Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, he obviously had feelings for her.
Howard Wolowitz : Of course I had feelings for her. I saw her naked, for God's sake.
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Howard Wolowitz : [about Leslie's Facebook page] Look at her status update. She's saying she dumped me; people need to know I dumped her.
Rajesh Koothrappali : But she did dump you.
Howard Wolowitz : Grow up, Raj. There's no place for truth on the Internet.
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Rajesh Koothrappali : What happened with Leslie? Why did she dump you?
Howard Wolowitz : I don't know. She just said, "Howard, Mama's a rolling stone."
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Howard Wolowitz : [cell phone ringing] Leslie Winkle. Ahem. You've reached Friends with Benefits. For a booty call, press 1 now.
Sheldon Cooper : What exactly does that expression mean, "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?
Leonard Hofstadter : No. Look, imagine you maintained a friendship with someone you had sex with, but you were free to date whoever you wanted.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry, I can't imagine any of that.
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Howard Wolowitz : I'm going back to the room.
[walks away]
Mikayla : Boy, would it maybe kill them to put out a nice brisket?
Howard Wolowitz : [Howard stops in his tracks, turns around and comes back] Hi there, Howard Wolowitz.
Mikayla : Esther Rosenblatt.
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Howard Wolowitz : Cut the crap. You set this up, didn't you?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Howard Wolowitz : She's a hooker, isn't she?
Rajesh Koothrappali : A prostitute, yes.
Howard Wolowitz : You already gave her the money?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Howard Wolowitz : Thank you.
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Howard Wolowitz : There's no place for truth on the internet.