The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Vegas Renormalization (2009)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : I believe it's my turn. You may begin your questions whenever you're ready.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Are you Spock?
Sheldon Cooper : I don't like this game.
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Howard Wolowitz : Are you from the Star Wars universe?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Howard Wolowitz : Were you in the original trilogy?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Howard Wolowitz : Is there a picture of you in my wallet wearing a metal bikini?
Leonard Hofstadter : God, I hope not. And no, I'm not Princess Leia.
Rajesh Koothrappali : OK, OK, my turn. Are you in all six Star Wars movies?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Interesting. Are you a droid?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Do you kind of look like a shiny Sheldon?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes!
Rajesh Koothrappali : C-3PO!
Leonard Hofstadter : You got it!
Sheldon Cooper : [talking and moving in a manner reminiscent of C-3PO] That's preposterous. I do not resemble C-3PO! Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered. I just don't see it.
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Rajesh Koothrappali : What do you say, Howard?
Howard Wolowitz : I say, Vegas, baby!
Rajesh Koothrappali : What are you gonna tell your mother?
Howard Wolowitz : Sea World, baby!
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Howard Wolowitz : [about Leslie's Facebook page] Look at her status update. She's saying she dumped me; people need to know I dumped her.
Rajesh Koothrappali : But she did dump you.
Howard Wolowitz : Grow up, Raj. There's no place for truth on the Internet.
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Rajesh Koothrappali : We should have a plan, in case one of us gets lucky.
Leonard Hofstadter : Okay. If I get lucky, I'll take her to my stately manor outside Gotham city. And, if you get lucky, I'll sleep on the moon.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Sounds like a plan.
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Rajesh Koothrappali : What happened with Leslie? Why did she dump you?
Howard Wolowitz : I don't know. She just said, "Howard, Mama's a rolling stone."
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Sheldon Cooper : You know, I'm given to understand that there is an entire city in Nevada designed specifically to help people like Howard forget their problems. They replace them with new problems, such as alcoholism, gambling addiction, and sexually-transmitted diseases.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Is it me, or was that Sheldon's way of saying "Vegas, baby!"?
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Rajesh Koothrappali : I'm telling you, Leonard, video slots, free drinks brought to us by a bosomy barmaid, all you can eat shrimp for $3.95? Disneyland can suck it. This is the real happiest place on Earth.
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Rajesh Koothrappali : [Thinking of ways to cheer up Howard] It's too bad he wasn't here for that hooker. She's exactly his type. A hooker.
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Mikayla : You want the girlfriend experience.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes. Yeah, exactly, the girlfriend experience.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Actually, if it's not too much to ask, could we have the Jewish girlfriend experience.
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Howard Wolowitz : Cut the crap. You set this up, didn't you?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Howard Wolowitz : She's a hooker, isn't she?
Rajesh Koothrappali : A prostitute, yes.
Howard Wolowitz : You already gave her the money?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Howard Wolowitz : Thank you.