The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Lizard-Spock Expansion (2008)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• Leonard Hofstadter : Let me ask you something: if your friend thinks he's dating someone, but he's not, because in fact you're dating her, does that make you a bad person?

  Penny : Well that depends.

  Leonard Hofstadter : On what?

  Penny : Is that friend Wolowitz?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah...

  Penny : Screw him - you're fine.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Are you sure?

  Penny : Well... Have you slept with her yet?

  [Leonard nods] 

  Penny : You dog! Good for you!

  Leonard Hofstadter : Does that change things?

  Penny : No.

  Leonard Hofstadter : So, why did you ask?

  Penny : I'm nosy!

• Penny : [Trying to get Howard to admit he works on the Mars Rover project]  No, I remember specifically, you started by asking if I was from Mars, because my ass was out of this world.

  Howard Wolowitz : Well that does sound like me, but no.

• Penny : Howard, your scooter's blocking my car.

  [Sees Howard with an eyepatch] 

  Penny : Aw, did you get pinkeye again?

  Howard Wolowitz : Step one, she notices the eye-patch. May I say, Penny, not a lot of women could look as *hot* as you do with such greasy hair.

  [Penny pulls on the eyepatch and snaps it back] 

  Penny : Yeah, just move your stupid scooter before I pick it up and throw it in the dumpster.

  [Exits] 

  Howard Wolowitz : Ow.

• Penny : Howard, didn't you say you worked on the Mars rover?

  Howard Wolowitz : No. You're mistaken.

  Penny : Yeah, when we first met, you said that if I went out with you, I could drive a car on Mars.

  Howard Wolowitz : I don't know what you're talking about.