The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The White Asparagus Triangulation (2008)
Sara Rue: Dr. Stephanie Barnett
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Wait here. I'll find us seats.
Stephanie : Oh, no, we have seats.
Leonard Hofstadter : [wearily] Not the right seats.
Sheldon Cooper : [loudly] Ha. Ha. Ha.
Stephanie : What is he doing?
Leonard Hofstadter : [unenthused] He's finding the acoustic sweet spot.
Sheldon Cooper : [having changed seats] Ha.
Stephanie : Does he always do this?
Leonard Hofstadter : Sometimes he brings a toy xylophone.
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Sheldon Cooper : I spent so much of my childhood at that hospital. When I was 12, I got to ride there in a helicopter.
Stephanie : Why, w-w-what happened?
Sheldon Cooper : Radiation burns. A little mishap while I was building my own cat scanner.
Stephanie : I'm sorry, you tried to build your own cat scanner?
Sheldon Cooper : No, I didn't try, I succeeded. In fact, I was briefly able to see the inside of my sister's guinea pig, Snowball, before he caught fire. It led to an interesting expression in our house: "Not a snowball's chance in a cat scanner."
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Sheldon Cooper : Well, Stephanie, since Leonard seems to be dropping the conversational ball, I guess I'll just have to pick it up.
[long pause]
Sheldon Cooper : Have you ever witnessed a violent crime?
Stephanie : No.
Sheldon Cooper : Good. What's your favorite fruit?
Stephanie : Eh, uh... Strawberries.
Sheldon Cooper : Technically not a fruit, but all right.
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Leonard Hofstadter : All I'm saying is if they can cure yellow fever and malaria, why can't they do something about lactose intolerance?
Dr. Stephanie Barnett : Leonard, you're gonna have to let this go. You had a little cheese dip, you farted. I thought it was cute.
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Dr. Stephanie Barnett : What do you say se get you home, put you to bed?
Leonard Hofstadter : Are you still gonna spend the night?
Dr. Stephanie Barnett : Uh, no. I think that you probably need to rest.
Sheldon Cooper : She's right. As long as you're vomiting, coitus is contraindicated.