How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Little Minnesota (2008)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

Quotes 

• Ted Mosby : I've never let Barney meet Heather, and for good reason. Everytime the Mosby family Christmas card came...

  Barney Stinson : [Christmas 2005, to "Jingle Bells"]  Pulling down her pants, yanking off my own, underneath the mistletoe I'll make your sister moan. Oh, Heather's hot, Heather's hot, we'll go all the way...

  [Christmas 2006, to "We Wish You A Merry Christmas"] 

  Barney Stinson : I wish I could see her naked, I wish I could see her naked, I wish I could see her naked, and down on all fours.

  [Ted elbows him in his stomach, and Barney groans in pain] 

  Barney Stinson : [Christmas 2007, to "The Dreidl Song"]  Ted has a little sister, gets hotter every day. And if I ever meet her, with her boobies I will play. Everybody! Sister, sister, sister...

  [Everyone looks at him weirdly] 

  Barney Stinson : What? I can celebrate Hanukkah.

• Ted Mosby : [On phone]  Heather, my couch and TV are missing.

  Heather Mosby : [On her cell phone, at a mosh pit]  Oh, yeah. I sold them for Nine Inch Nail tickets.

  Ted Mosby : My TV alone cost 2 grand.

  Heather Mosby : Well, last minute tickets are expensive.

  Ted Mosby : Plane tickets? Where are you?

  Heather Mosby : Somwhere in Spain. Gotta go. Soul song.

• Barney Stinson : [On a chair in Ted's apartment, holding a glass of brandy]  Why, hello. I've been expecting you.

  Ted Mosby : That chair's not mine. Did you bring a chair to my apartment?

  Barney Stinson : I needed one that swivels.

• Ted Mosby : It's freezing out there! Where's your coat?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Ted, I'm Canadian - I don't need a coat. This kind of weather does nothing for me.

  Marshall Eriksen : Yeah, this is like a spring day back in Minnesota if it wasn't for all the taxis and skyscrapers, and non-white people.

  Ted Mosby : There aren't any Black people in Minnesota?

  Marshall Eriksen : Not if Prince is on tour.