How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Benefits (2009)
Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin
Quotes
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Robin Scherbatsky : It was weird. Weird. Weird. Weird. Weird. W-I-E-R-D. Weird.
Lily Aldrin : That's not how you spell weird
Robin Scherbatsky : Come on Lily, nobody likes a Ted.
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Lily Aldrin : Barney, you have to learn how to express these feelings. Maybe you should talk to a psychiatrist.
Barney Stinson : Please. If I'm gonna pay so woman $200 an hour to make me feel better, we aren't going to be talking. And we're both going to be on that couch. The woman in this scenario is a prostitute. A dirty, skanky, surgically enhanced, Eastern European...
Lily Aldrin : I got it.
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Lily Aldrin : Are you OK?
Barney Stinson : Yeah, why do you ask?
Lily Aldrin : Well, for one thing you're openly weeping.
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Barney Stinson : [In Lily's kindergarten class] ... And then I stormed out. Why did I do that? I mean,maybe it goes back to my father issues,but I basically gave my best friend license to have sex with the girl of my dreams. totally sabotaged myself. And now I'm smoking. Now I'm smoking.
Lily Aldrin : Get out.
Barney Stinson : But it's feelings hour and I'm holding Feely the Share Bear. And whoever's holding Feely the Share Bear gets to sit in the share chair.
Lily Aldrin : Barney,this is not your private therapist's office. These kids have issues to talk about,too,you know. Ben's parents are getting divorced.
Ben : They are?
Lily Aldrin : Who wants to do some coloring?