How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Benefits (2009)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Barney Stinson : So I tell her, Madeline, every international conflict esentially boils down to sexual tension.
Ted Mosby : Every international conflict?
Barney Stinson : Every single one.
Ted Mosby : So, the crisis in the Middle East could be solved by...?
Barney Stinson : Gaza strippers. Next!
Ted Mosby : Apartheid?
Barney Stinson : Apart thighs. What else you got?
Ted Mosby : Cold War?
Barney Stinson : Mrs. Gorbachev, take down those pants!
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Ted Mosby : [Seeing Robin eat cereal] That looks good. I'll have some of that.
Robin Scherbatsky : Sorry. No milk.
Ted Mosby : But I just saw a carton of milk in the fridge yesterday.
Robin Scherbatsky : It's empty.
Ted Mosby : Then throw it away.
Robin Scherbatsky : Can't. Trashcan's full.
Ted Mosby : So empty the trash.
Robin Scherbatsky : I would, but I'm eating cereal.
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Barney Stinson : Can't a bro clean another bro's apartment like bros do?
Ted Mosby : Name me one bro in the history of bros who has ever done that.
Barney Stinson : I'll name two: Misters Clean and Belvedere.
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Robin Scherbatsky : Haven't you tried not reading a magazine while "reading a magazine"?
Marshall Eriksen : You have to read a magazine! That's why there are magazines!
Ted Mosby : Otherwise, it's just a waste of our time.