How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Shelter Island (2008)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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Quotes 

• Robin Scherbatsky : Don't get married. Look, you're rushing into this. It's like you're trying to skip ahead to the end of the book. Ted, you're the most romantic guy I know. You... You stole a blue French horn for me. You tried to make it rain.

  Ted Mosby : I did make it rain.

  Robin Scherbatsky : It was a coincidence. But after all that, this is how your great romantic quest comes to an end? You're just disappearing into someone else's wedding, someone else's house, someone else's life without a second thought. That's not the amazing ending that you deserve. That's not Ted Mosby.

• [Stella is imagining Robin in the receiving line after her and Ted's wedding] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, Stella! Your new husband used to nail me like 3 times a day!

• [Robin is imagining being in the receiving line after Stella and Ted's wedding] 

  Stella Zinman : Robin!

  Robin Scherbatsky : Stella!

  Stella Zinman : [cold & sultry, flashing her wedding ring]  Oh... Suck it, bitch. I win...