How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Not a Father's Day (2008)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
Quotes
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[after Robin runs screaming out of the room]
Marshall Eriksen : Talking baby commercial?
Ted Mosby : Talking baby commercial.
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Lily Aldrin : Marshall and I made this big decision to have... dinner... and I thought I was ready to have... dinner... but then he called and canceled and it got me thinking, is it too early for us to have... dinner?
Ted Mosby : Well, I had an early lunch, so I'm ready for dinner
Lily Aldrin : Dinner is a baby
Robin Scherbatsky : Lily, that's horrible!
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Lily Aldrin : Ted, you may be single and childless, but you're totally a dorky dad.
Ted Mosby : I don't think I like your tone, young lady.
[Lily shrinks, as if she is the daughter]
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Robin Scherbatsky : What's that?
Lily Aldrin : One of Jeremy's socks. I'm having a baby!
Robin Scherbatsky : But what about all the things we talked about?
Lily Aldrin : But... but sock!
Robin Scherbatsky : What about Marshall working all the time?
Lily Aldrin : But sock!
Robin Scherbatsky : What about Project Lily?
Lily Aldrin : It's got little fishies on it!
Robin Scherbatsky : All this discussion, and a sock makes your decision for you?
Ted Mosby : I guess that's what you call a sock-er punch.