How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Do I Know You? (2008)

Kyle Archer: Mark Johnson

Quotes 

• Narrator : Kids, here's something I wish my dad had told me. The longest pause you will ever experience in your life is the one that follows asking the question...

  Ted : [to Stella]  Will you marry me?

  Narrator : Your brain goes into overdrive, imagining every possible response.

  [Flashbacks to every possible response] 

  Stella Zinman : No.

  Stella Zinman : [Next response]  Oh, god no!

  Stella Zinman : [Next response] 

  [Stella bursts into laughter] 

  Stella Zinman : You want me to marry... No.

  Stella Zinman : [Next response]  Awww I'm sorry Ted, I can't. Mark Johnson, the quarterback from the high school football team, already asked me.

  Mark Johnson : What's up, turd?

  Ted : It's TED!

  Narrator : [Back to present time]  But if you're lucky, she might answer with the single greatest word in the English language...

  Stella Zinman : Yes.