Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Taterhead Is Our Love Child (2008)

Martin Mull: Russell

Quotes 

• Charlie Harper : Hey, Russell?

  Russell : I'm busy.

  Charlie Harper : I've got a question about these condoms.

  Charlie Harper : I told you, Charlie, I'm giving you the best bulk rate I can!

• Charlie Harper : Okay! Okay! So, bottom line, what you're saying is, even if I'm wearing a condom, there's a chance I could get someone pregnant?

  Russell : Did you miss eighth grade health class, Charlie?

  Charlie Harper : Oh, come on! Who went to health class?