The Cabin in the Woods (2011)

Fran Kranz: Marty

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Quotes 

• Marty : Okay, I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand, here. Do not read the Latin.

• Marty : Okay, my turn! Jules!

  Jules : Mmm?

  Marty : Truth or dare?

  Jules : Let's go dare.

  Marty : All right. I dare you... to make out with...

  Curt : Please say "Dana," please say "Dana," please say "Dana."

  Marty : ...that moose, over there.

  Dana : Um, Marty? Have you ever seen a moose before?

  Marty : Whatever that mysterious beast is.

  Curt : That's a wolf.

  Holden : That's clearly a wolf.

• [last lines] 

  Marty : [incredulous]  Giant evil gods.

  Dana : I wish I could've seen them.

  Marty : I know. That would have been a fun weekend.

• Dana : I'm so sorry I almost shot you... I probably wouldn't have.

  Marty : Hey. Hey, no, shh, no. I totally get it.

  [pauses to light a reefer] 

  Marty : I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.

• Marty : Statistical fact. Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they... and he will bind them... with ancient logics.

• Marty : Good work, zombie arm.

• Marty : Yeah, I, uh, I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?

• Marty : [referring to a one-way mirror that was discovered]  It was the pioneer days. People had to make their own interrogation rooms.

• Marty : We are not who we are.

  [Realizing that he's stoned] 

  Marty : I'm gonna go read a book with pictures.

• Marty : [after discovering a hidden camera]  Oh, my God. I'm on a reality TV show. My parents are gonna think I'm such a burnout.

• Marty : [whispers]  Puppeteers...

  Dana : Puppeteers?

  Marty : Pop-Tarts? Did you say you have Pop-Tarts?

• Marty : [drives up smoking a bong]  People in this town drive in a very counterintuitive manner.

• Marty : [to Dana kissing Holden]  He's got a husband's bulge.

• Marty : And I think I can get it to go down.

  Dana : Do we wanna go down?

• Curt : [seeing old gas pump]  I'm thinking this thing doesn't take credit cards.

  Marty : I don't think it knows about money.

• [the Zombie Redneck Torture Family are attacking the cabin] 

  Curt : Look. We gotta lock this place down.

  Marty : He's right.

  Curt : We'll go room by room. Barricade every window and door. We gotta play it safe. No matter what happens, we have to stay together.

  Hadley : [Watching the kids from the control room, Hadley slaps his forehead]  Fuck!

  Sitterson : Calm down. Watch the master work.

  [Sitterson pushes buttons on the control panel. A grille opens in a cabin wall and a gas pours through it; Curt enters the room and is affected by the gas at once] 

  Curt : This isn't right.

  Holden : What? What's the matter?

  Curt : Th-This isn't right. We should split up. We-We can cover more ground that way.

  Holden : [also affected by the gas]  Yeah... Yeah. Good idea.

  Marty : [in disbelief that they just said something so stupid]  Really?

  [a zombie's axe crashes through a wall] 

  Curt : You guys, you guys, get in your rooms.

  [Marty has a protesting expression as his friends run to different rooms. Cut to Hadley placidly eating popcorn] 

  Hadley : Lock 'em in.

• Dana : The whole world, Marty.

  The Director : ...Is in your hands, Dana. There is no other way. You have to be strong.

  Marty : [sarcastically]  Yeah, Dana. You feeling strong?