Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

The Story of Lucy and Jessie (2009)

Teri Hatcher: Susan Mayer

Quotes 

• Gabrielle Solis : Susan, if you're not sure what Jessie ment by it, why don't you just talk to her?

  Susan Mayer : Oh, that would be way to awkward. She's my boss.

  Lynette Scavo : She's your boss? Let her kiss you again and then sue her!

  Gabrielle Solis : Okay, we're going to figure this out for you. Were her eyes open or shut?

  Susan Mayer : I don't know.

  Gabrielle Solis : Well, how many seconds did the kiss last?

  Susan Mayer : I don't remember.

  Gabrielle Solis : [frustrated]  Oh, for God's sake, was it this?

  [Gabrielle quickly smooches Susan on her lips] 

  Gabrielle Solis : Or was it this?

  [Gabrielle kisses Susan passionately for about three seconds] 

  Susan Mayer : Uh... the second one.

  Lynette Scavo : Congratulations. You're now dating a lesbian.

  Lee McDermott : [snickers]  See you at the parade.