Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

We're So Happy You're So Happy (2008)

Felicity Huffman: Lynette Scavo

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• [Lynette, not satisfied with Porter's unwillingness to discuss a possible frienship with a drug dealer at school,enters Parker's room] 

  Lynette Scavo : Hey Parker, can I ask you something? Just between us, does Porter hang out with Jimmy Kimrado?

  Parker Scavo : I don't know, I could check his friends list on Silverfizz.

  Lynette Scavo : His what on what?

  Parker Scavo : [logs on to Porter's page]  It's like MySpace, you have a webpage. It shows your hobbies, your favorite music, and you can talk to people.

  Lynette Scavo : Really? Can anyone talk to him?

  Parker Scavo : Yeah, he just has to invite you.

  Lynette Scavo : And, uh, how would somebody make that happen?

  [Parker looks at her curiously] 

• Lynette Scavo : Tom don't you dare!

  Tom Scavo : Hey one of us needs to live to take care of the other ones!

• [Porter finds out he's been flirting with his mother online, when she signs a 'Dear John' letter to him 'Love Mom'] 

  [He comes down to where she is at her computer, he has a very sad and betrayed look on his face, and he places a book of poetry in front of her and walks away, leaving her looking ashamed] 

  Lynette Scavo : [Porter is sitting at the table eating a sandwich]  Hi, mind if I join you?

  [he ignores her] 

  Lynette Scavo : OK, I know what I did was unforgivable and I am not trying to make excuses, but we used to talk all the time, and then one day it just stopped, and it killed me. I felt like I lost you and then I was Sarah J and I had you back and we where talking again and you where telling me things.

  Porter Scavo : [Mad at her]  I wasn't telling you anything, I was telling her.

  Lynette Scavo : [Porter looks sad]  Well, for what it's worth, I loved our conversations and I'm going to miss them.

  [She walks off] 

  Porter Scavo : [Whispers]  Me too.

• Tom Scavo : [Lynette is sitting at her computer]  What're you doing?

  Lynette Scavo : I'm just talking to Porter on Silverfizz.

  Tom Scavo : Who is Sarah J from MacArthur High School?

  Lynette Scavo : Me! I'm sixteen, cute, I like graphic novels and Tokyo Police Club.

  Tom Scavo : Oh my God! You're pretending to be somebody else!

  Lynette Scavo : Our brooding son has a classmate who got arrested for selling drugs, I really think the ends justify the means.

  Tom Scavo : We'll address you major ethical breach in a moment. What did you find out?

  Lynette Scavo : The good news is he really doesn't hang out with that guy, but I am a little worried about 'Anita47' who told him cherry fruit pops are an aphordesiac.

  Tom Scavo : OK, you got what you came for, you know who he hangs around with, now time to stop.

  Lynette Scavo : You're probably right, it's just, did you know Porter writes poetry?

  Tom Scavo : Seriously?

  Lynette Scavo : Yeah, our Porter, the kid who communicates with grunts and shrugs, writes this beautiful, heartwrenching poetry.

• [Porter is listening to music on his headphones, when Lynette walks into his room, he removes them] 

  Lynette Scavo : Hey, got a sec?

  Porter Scavo : Not really.

  Lynette Scavo : So, I assume you know what happened to Jimmy Kimrado?

  Porter Scavo : I guess.

  Lynette Scavo : Your friend gets busted for dealing drugs at school and all you have to say is 'I guess'?

  Porter Scavo : He's not my friend.

  [implying that he doesn't associate with people who sell drugs] 

  Lynette Scavo : What are you talking about, you where on the same little league team?

  Porter Scavo : Yeah, a million years ago, anything else?

  Lynette Scavo : No, not really.

• Tom Scavo : You told a teenage boy you liked his poetry? Geez Lynette why not just flash him a boob?

  Lynette Scavo : shh he'll here you...

• Tom Scavo : Dear Porter really like you but I wanna see other offspring...

  Lynette Scavo : Go away...