Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

We're So Happy You're So Happy (2008)

Doug Savant: Tom Scavo

Quotes 

• Lynette Scavo : Tom don't you dare!

  Tom Scavo : Hey one of us needs to live to take care of the other ones!

• Tom Scavo : So what are you gonna do? are you gonna tell him the truth now or are you gonna wait until after he kills me and blinds himself?

• Tom Scavo : [Lynette is sitting at her computer]  What're you doing?

  Lynette Scavo : I'm just talking to Porter on Silverfizz.

  Tom Scavo : Who is Sarah J from MacArthur High School?

  Lynette Scavo : Me! I'm sixteen, cute, I like graphic novels and Tokyo Police Club.

  Tom Scavo : Oh my God! You're pretending to be somebody else!

  Lynette Scavo : Our brooding son has a classmate who got arrested for selling drugs, I really think the ends justify the means.

  Tom Scavo : We'll address you major ethical breach in a moment. What did you find out?

  Lynette Scavo : The good news is he really doesn't hang out with that guy, but I am a little worried about 'Anita47' who told him cherry fruit pops are an aphordesiac.

  Tom Scavo : OK, you got what you came for, you know who he hangs around with, now time to stop.

  Lynette Scavo : You're probably right, it's just, did you know Porter writes poetry?

  Tom Scavo : Seriously?

  Lynette Scavo : Yeah, our Porter, the kid who communicates with grunts and shrugs, writes this beautiful, heartwrenching poetry.

• Tom Scavo : You told a teenage boy you liked his poetry? Geez Lynette why not just flash him a boob?

  Lynette Scavo : shh he'll here you...

• Tom Scavo : Dear Porter really like you but I wanna see other offspring...

  Lynette Scavo : Go away...