Smallville (TV Series)

Plastique (2008)

Erica Durance: Lois Lane

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• Lois Lane : Whoa, Clark, what happened? Are you okay?

  Clark Kent : Why? Were you worried about me?

  Lois Lane : Hell, no. I'm trying to chase down a lead on this story. I don't want to have to chase after you, too. Hey, did you happen to hear anything while you were out there making your ash angels?

  Clark Kent : Actually, I did. The police think the bomb misfired since there weren't any casualties.

  Lois Lane : Didn't feel like a misfire to me. All right, who's your source?

  Clark Kent : I'm sorry, Lois, I didn't get a name. I was too busy, you know, helping people.

  Lois Lane : Okay, rule number one: always know your source.

  Clark Kent : I understand. Look, if you're gonna teach a class on Lois Lane's rules of reporting, I think I'd rather read the CliffNotes.

• Lois Lane : Basically, that firecracker was a major menace to Metropolis.

  Clark Kent : But there's no mention of explosives in any of his crimes, Lois. If you were a criminal, with these abilities, wouldn't you use them?

  Lois Lane : Well if Tommy didn't kill himself, then who did?

  Clark Kent : Bette claimed that Tommy blew up the bus, but she was there for both of the blasts.

  Lois Lane : Oh, my God. My cousin's babysitting Psycho Spice.

• Lois Lane : Well, big points for punctuality, Smallville. But what's with the wardrobe malfunction?

  Clark Kent : What? This is a nice shirt.

  Lois Lane : [scoffs]  Human resources is gonna be down here any minute, and you do not want to meet them looking like the Brawny lumberjack.

• Lois Lane : Always dress for success. No time for the men's room. Let's change in here.

  Clark Kent : Lois, a phone booth is not exactly private-...

  Lois Lane : Burning daylight hours, Clark! Change!

• Clark Kent : That new boss, she really came out of nowhere, huh?

  Lois Lane : You tell me. You're the one who just spent quality time with her.

  Clark Kent : She just wanted to welcome me aboard.

  Lois Lane : Don't try to keep secrets from me, Clark. Tess Mercer is a pitbull in Prada. There's no way she'd roll out the welcome mat for a copy boy, no matter how charming his smile is.

  Clark Kent : You think I have a charming smile?

  Lois Lane : I think you're about to lose some teeth if you don't tell me what she said.

• Lois Lane : If I'm gonna write "Tommy was a human bomb", I need scientific proof.

  Clark Kent : We could check the autopsy report, see how much meteor rock was in his system.

  Lois Lane : The coroner won't release it if it's part of an ongoing investigation. But... I bet we could find a copy lying around the hospital.

  Clark Kent : By "find", I'm assuming you mean "steal".

  Lois Lane : Rule number three: do whatever it takes to get the story. You really should be writing these down.

• Clark Kent : Lois, you can't just walk in and steal a file. It's a crime. You'll go to prison.

  Lois Lane : I have a plan, Clark.

  Clark Kent : Would you like to share it? I'm having doubts.

  Clark Kent : [holding up her wallet]  When in doubt, charge it.

  [searching through access cards] 

  Lois Lane : City Hall, 13th Precinct, 15th Precinct. Metropolis General.

  [she gains access] 

  Lois Lane : If I could just get mileage points on these things, I'd see the world.

• Clark Kent : Lois, you sound like a jealous girlfriend.

  Lois Lane : Jealous? Of you? Please. That would be like Willie Mays being jealous of a batboy.