David Landsberg: Mr. Griff

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  ["Woodpecker Woes"] 

  Mr. Griff : Ah. A quiet day. Just what I need to start my new comic book.

  [sound of woodpecker pecking at tree outside] 

  Mr. Griff : Agh!

• Stanley Griff : Wow, we have a woodpecker! Cool!

  Mr. Griff : [nonplussed]  Yeah, cool.

• [first lines] 

  ["P.U. Pup"] 

  Stanley Griff : The elephant king walked through the jungle. Boom, boom, boom! Boom, boom, boom! But his path is blocked by the dreaded cereal swamp. Oh no! The king is trapped. What can he do? It's up to Stanley to eat through the swamp single-handed.

  Mr. Griff : Ahem. Stanley? Your mom and I had an idea that's almost as exciting as an elephant trek. How would you boys like to go on an overnight camping trip?