Jessica D. Stone: Stanley Griff

Quotes 

• Stanley Griff : Wow, we have a woodpecker! Cool!

  Mr. Griff : [nonplussed]  Yeah, cool.

• [last lines] 

  ["Woodpecker Woes"] 

  Stanley Griff : I guess dad didn't mind the pecking too much, Dennis.

  Dennis : Oh? Why do you say that?

  Stanley Griff : He made his comic all about woodpeckers.

• [first lines] 

  ["P.U. Pup"] 

  Stanley Griff : The elephant king walked through the jungle. Boom, boom, boom! Boom, boom, boom! But his path is blocked by the dreaded cereal swamp. Oh no! The king is trapped. What can he do? It's up to Stanley to eat through the swamp single-handed.

  Mr. Griff : Ahem. Stanley? Your mom and I had an idea that's almost as exciting as an elephant trek. How would you boys like to go on an overnight camping trip?

• [last lines] 

  ["P.U Pup"] 

  Stanley Griff : I know the skunk musk smelled really awful, but skunks are pretty cool animals, aren't they?

  Dennis : Absolutely. Today I learned that skunks are gentle kind of weasel with a very effective defense.

  Stanley Griff : And I learned that responsibility means looking after someone and making sure they don't get into trouble, just like a mother skunk looks after her babies. Boy, I feel a lot better now that we got rid of Harry's skunk smell.

  Dennis : Me too. Especially since we're all sleeping in the same tent.