It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Who Pooped the Bed? (2008)

Artemis Pebdani: Artemis

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• Artemis : My name's Artemis. I have a bleached asshole.

• Artemis : It's time to take off my bra and blast my nips.

• Dee Reynolds : If we're going to be meeting sophisticated men, we need to start acting with class. We cannot be telling people that we have bleached assholes.

  Artemis : He was gonna find out anyway.

• Artemis : Frank needed someone to replicate Charlie's small and malnourished turd. And that's where he came across his old friend, Rickety Cricket. Known the world over for his ability to replicate any man's stool. Cricket came back and committed fecal forgery.