- Self - Journalist, Former Friend of Ghislaine Maxwell: Poor Jeffrey Epstein is 40, oy vey! Life must be tough his hair is already so grey. He sure looks older but it's clear from his smile. The older he gets, the more juvenile. Ghislaine is lavishing him with her affections. She claims he has 24-hour erections. Sounds like he's busy. Now, ain't that berserk? How does he find the time to get off to work? He wakes when the cock crows while everyone slumbers. He rivals Einstein when crunching those numbers. Taught math at Dalton. The naughty boy blushes to think of school girls and all of their crushes.