- Mr. Thurman: [to Chris] I run a boxing program down at the Boys Athletic Club. Why don't you come by, I'll teach you to box, huh? You could learn to defend yourself.
- Chris: I don't know.
- Mr. Thurman: C'mon. You'll be like Rocky, but instead of being the Italian Stallion, you'll be the Black Stallion.
- Narrator: Hope I don't get sent to the glue factory.
- Mr. Thurman: [to Chris] I need you. You need me.
- Greg Wuliger: And we need those tickets. So it's a win-win.
- Narrator: Said the guy who didn't get punched.