House M.D. (TV Series)

Locked In (2009)

Yasiin Bey: Lee

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• Lee : You're my relaxing scenario?

  Dr. Gregory House : I guess you like me.

  Lee : Either that or you got sent here.

• Lee : [after watching House and Cuddy]  Is he hitting on her? If she turns around, she's into him too.

  [Cuddy turns around] 

  Lee : And there you have it.

• Dr. Kurtz : [to House]  You're not a doctor in this hospital. You are a patient.

  Lee : Yeah, and you're the guy who wants to cut out my organs, and he's the guy who doesn't.

• Lee : I never thought I'd be praying for a brain tumor, but please, dear God.

  Dr. Gregory House : [to Lee]  If you're praying in there, stop it right now.

• Dr. Lawrence Kutner : [to Taub]  Then why don't you just quit?

  Dr. Chris Taub : I'm not sure I want to do that, either.

  Dr. Lawrence Kutner : Oh. Maybe you should figure it out before House figures it out for you.

  Lee : You know, maybe you should have your midlife crisis after I'm better.

• Lee : [about House]  This guy's a doctor?

  Dr. Gregory House : There's also Navy Seal House, but you're going to have to save up for that one.

• Lee : [to House]  How come I'm not better? God's not supposed to work in trial and error.

  Dr. Gregory House : God's mistakes are well-documented. If he'd done everything right the first time, there'd have been one plague and zero great floods.

  Dr. Gregory House : Those were because of human mistakes.

  Lee : You think your doctor has an apartment on Mount Olympus?

• Dr. Eric Foreman : Bought my first girlfriend a necklace. It was silver. It cost 180 bucks. Had to save for six months. She hated it.

  Lee : Really, seriously? Did you tell this story to someone who could walk away?

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Never bought another girlfriend jewelry again. Until Dr. Hadley.

  Lee : You're dating her? You might want to start all your stories with that.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Same thing. She didn't even wear it.

  Lee : The diamond thing? She was wearing it the other day.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : If she doesn't like it, she doesn't like it. Apparently, I suck at picking out jewelry, but at least have the guts to tell me.

  Lee : Okay, getting boring again. How long till we know if this treatment is working?