House M.D. (TV Series)

Last Resort (2008)

Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House

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• Jason : She's not a cop. Dr. Cuddy brings in the drugs. Alone.

  Dr. Gregory House : She might be armed. I'd have her deliver it shirtless.

• Jason : [after a hostage passes out from an injection]  You think I'm an idiot? Huh? That's what you think?

  Dr. Gregory House : Thought I'd have a little more time with a guy that size.

• Dr. Gregory House : You really think that re-enacting "Dog Day Afternoon" is the best way to get diagnosed?

• Dr. Robert Chase : This is pathetic. If I strap a bomb to my chest, do I get seven doctors attending to me?

  Dr. Gregory House : Dr. Robert Chase. On the off-chance you have some brilliant escape plan and are the vengeful type.

  Dr. Robert Chase : Do you think he's the only guy in New Jersey with an unsolved illness and a pistol? I'm not playing this game.

  [leaves] 

• Nurse Regina : [after Thirteen takes a drug to slow her heart rate]  Pulse is down below 50.

  Dr. Gregory House : So's her IQ. Help her up. Get her heart going faster.

• Jason : What about an X-Ray or something?

  Dr. Gregory House : Good idea. Oh, damn. Left my CT machine in my other pants.

• Thirteen - Dr. Remy Hadley : You're a coward! You need to know everything because you're afraid to be wrong. You're so afraid of being ordinary, of being just another doctor, just another human being that you'll risk other people's lives.

  Dr. Gregory House : I'm arrogant. You're the coward. You're terrified of death. You just want to cheat it by making it come sooner, gives you the illusion of control.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Cuddy]  You're suggesting that you screwed up because of a non-relationship with me. I don't know how I can help you because the only change you can make from a non-relationship is...

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You want a relationship?

  Dr. Gregory House : God, no. Just trying to follow your logic.

• Dr. Gregory House : First rule of triage: guys with guns go first.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Thirteen]  Why are you still alive?

• Jason : I've been to 16 doctors in the last two years. Had three full-body CTs and two MRIs, seven blood panels and one homeopathic consult.

  Dr. Gregory House : And all that was missing was the threat of violence.

• Bowman : I'm Lieutenant Bowman. How's everyone doing in there?

  Dr. Gregory House : Got one lower limb flesh wound, another guy unconscious. Unfortunately, not the guy we hoped.

• Dr. Gregory House : This is a level of risk taking beyond anonymous girl-on-girl action.

• Dr. Gregory House : So you have two choices: you can give me the gun, get your answer, or you can shoot me.

• Jason : [to House]  Get the damn paddles! Or I'll shoot you.

  Dr. Gregory House : Threatening to shoot the guy who's diagnosing you makes a lot of sense. Actually doing it, not so much.