- Lazlo: [singing] Oh, the birds, they gotta swim, and fish, they gotta fly
- [Clam smacks himself with an oar in disbelief]
- Lazlo: Sometimes I feel like living, some times I wanna forget... All about having to leave camp and go back to school and have the teacher call on me when I don't know the answer 'cause she has some kind of radar that tells her when I don't have a clue and I'm gonna look like a dummy in front of the whole class until recess when I can scream and have fun again... And forget about the no-good lousy bluuuu-uuuuuuuues!