Josie and the Pussycats (TV Series)

All Wong in Hong Kong (1970)

Jackie Joseph: Melody

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Quotes 

• Alexandra Cabot : What do you mean someone wants to tell your fortune for that coin?

  Melody : Or was it "pay" me a fortune?

  Alexander Cabot III : PAY a fortune. That's more like it.

• The Serpent : With this coin, I shall soon rule all of Asia.

  [Alexandra accidentally bumps into the Serpent, making him drop the ancient coin] 

  Alexandra Cabot : Hey, why don't you watch where you're standing, buster? Come on, Melody. Help me pick up our coins.

  [Alexandra and Melody pick up their coins as well as the stolen ancient coin] 

  The Serpent : One moment, please. One of those coins is mine.

  Melody : Oh, you poor man.

  [Melody gives the Serpent a coin] 

  Melody : Here, take this one.

  [Melody giggles] 

  Alexandra Cabot : Oh, come on, Melody!

  The Serpent : [looks at the coin]  This is not the ancient coin!

  Melody : [looks at the rare coin she picked up]  This sure is a funny-looking dime. I think I'll keep it. Hee-hee-hee-hee!

  The Serpent : The blonde one has the coin! I must get it back at all costs!

• Melody : [on the phone]  Hello?

  The Serpent : [quietly, on a phone right next to Melody]  You have a rare coin which I wish to purchase.

  Melody : Will you please speak up? I can't hear you.

  The Serpent : YOU HAVE A RARE COIN WHICH I WISH TO PURCHASE!

  Melody : [turns behind her to the Serpent]  Please, don't talk so loudly. I can't hear my phone call.

  [Melody goes back to her phone] 

  The Serpent : The coin is in your pocket.

  [Melody looks in her right pocket] 

  The Serpent : No, your other pocket!

  [Melody looks in her left pocket and holds the ancient coin up to the phone] 

  Melody : Is this it?

  The Serpent : [looks over Melody's shoulder]  Yes.

  [Goes back to his phone] 

  The Serpent : I will pay you a fortune for it.

  Melody : Oh, goody. I like fortunes. Where will I meet you?

  The Serpent : [gives Melody a sheet of paper]  Here are the directions.

  Melody : Ooh! Thank you.

• [while posing as sales clerks] 

  Valerie : [to a fat woman]  A size 86 dress, ma'am? Uh... um... uhhh...

  Melody : I have something which will look utterly divine on you, ma'am.

  [Melody giggles as she runs off and returns with a tent from a camping display] 

  Melody : See, ma'am? Fits you like a tent.

  Valerie : Uh, she means glove.