Josie and the Pussycats (TV Series)

All Wong in Hong Kong (1970)

Barbara Pariot: Valerie

Quotes 

• [Inside a department store] 

  Valerie : Let's split up and pretend to be sales clerks.

  Alan M. : Good idea.

  Alexander Cabot III : I'll hide... uh... I mean, work in the sports department.

  [Alexander runs off] 

  Alexandra Cabot : You'd feel more at home in the poultry department, you chicken!

• Policeman : We wish to thank you for capturing the Serpent and returning the ancient coin.

  Alexander Cabot III : All in a day's work.

  Alexandra Cabot : Speaking of coins, give me some, dear brother. All that running around has made me hungry.

  [Alexander gives Alexandra some coins and she walks away] 

  Alexandra Cabot : I'm going to the snack bar and get some food.

  [Alexandra bumps into another man] 

  Man : Excuse me, miss.

  Alexandra Cabot : Why don't you watch where you're standing, buster?

  Alexander Cabot III : Uh-oh. That sounds familiar.

  Valerie : Yeah, we made this scene before.

  Alan M. : Let's get out of here!

  [Everyone runs away] 

  Alexandra Cabot : Hey, wait for me!

  [Alexandra runs off with the group] 

  Man : You meet the strangest people in Hong Kong.

• [the Pussycats are riding to the police station in a rickshaw, with Alexander pulling] 

  Valerie : To the police station, Alex.

  Alexander Cabot III : Why do I have to pull this dumb rickshaw?

  Alexandra Cabot : Because, dear brother, when we're in danger, you can run faster than anyone.

  Alexander Cabot III : Ohh, very funny!

• [while posing as sales clerks] 

  Valerie : [to a fat woman]  A size 86 dress, ma'am? Uh... um... uhhh...

  Melody : I have something which will look utterly divine on you, ma'am.

  [Melody giggles as she runs off and returns with a tent from a camping display] 

  Melody : See, ma'am? Fits you like a tent.

  Valerie : Uh, she means glove.