- Alexandra Cabot: Well, all this sea breeze and hot air has made me hungry. Give me some coins, brother. I wanna find a snack bar.
- Alexander Cabot III: Gimme, gimme. Is that all you think of?
- Alexandra Cabot: What do you mean someone wants to tell your fortune for that coin?
- Melody: Or was it "pay" me a fortune?
- Alexander Cabot III: PAY a fortune. That's more like it.
- The Serpent: With this coin, I shall soon rule all of Asia.
- [Alexandra accidentally bumps into the Serpent, making him drop the ancient coin]
- Alexandra Cabot: Hey, why don't you watch where you're standing, buster? Come on, Melody. Help me pick up our coins.
- [Alexandra and Melody pick up their coins as well as the stolen ancient coin]
- The Serpent: One moment, please. One of those coins is mine.
- Melody: Oh, you poor man.
- [Melody gives the Serpent a coin]
- Melody: Here, take this one.
- [Melody giggles]
- Alexandra Cabot: Oh, come on, Melody!
- The Serpent: [looks at the coin] This is not the ancient coin!
- Melody: [looks at the rare coin she picked up] This sure is a funny-looking dime. I think I'll keep it. Hee-hee-hee-hee!
- The Serpent: The blonde one has the coin! I must get it back at all costs!
- [Inside a department store]
- Valerie: Let's split up and pretend to be sales clerks.
- Alan M.: Good idea.
- Alexander Cabot III: I'll hide... uh... I mean, work in the sports department.
- [Alexander runs off]
- Alexandra Cabot: You'd feel more at home in the poultry department, you chicken!
- Policeman: We wish to thank you for capturing the Serpent and returning the ancient coin.
- Alexander Cabot III: All in a day's work.
- Alexandra Cabot: Speaking of coins, give me some, dear brother. All that running around has made me hungry.
- [Alexander gives Alexandra some coins and she walks away]
- Alexandra Cabot: I'm going to the snack bar and get some food.
- [Alexandra bumps into another man]
- Man: Excuse me, miss.
- Alexandra Cabot: Why don't you watch where you're standing, buster?
- Alexander Cabot III: Uh-oh. That sounds familiar.
- Valerie: Yeah, we made this scene before.
- Alan M.: Let's get out of here!
- [Everyone runs away]
- Alexandra Cabot: Hey, wait for me!
- [Alexandra runs off with the group]
- Man: You meet the strangest people in Hong Kong.
- [the Pussycats are riding to the police station in a rickshaw, with Alexander pulling]
- Valerie: To the police station, Alex.
- Alexander Cabot III: Why do I have to pull this dumb rickshaw?
- Alexandra Cabot: Because, dear brother, when we're in danger, you can run faster than anyone.
- Alexander Cabot III: Ohh, very funny!
- Melody: [on the phone] Hello?
- The Serpent: [quietly, on a phone right next to Melody] You have a rare coin which I wish to purchase.
- Melody: Will you please speak up? I can't hear you.
- The Serpent: YOU HAVE A RARE COIN WHICH I WISH TO PURCHASE!
- Melody: [turns behind her to the Serpent] Please, don't talk so loudly. I can't hear my phone call.
- [Melody goes back to her phone]
- The Serpent: The coin is in your pocket.
- [Melody looks in her right pocket]
- The Serpent: No, your other pocket!
- [Melody looks in her left pocket and holds the ancient coin up to the phone]
- Melody: Is this it?
- The Serpent: [looks over Melody's shoulder] Yes.
- [Goes back to his phone]
- The Serpent: I will pay you a fortune for it.
- Melody: Oh, goody. I like fortunes. Where will I meet you?
- The Serpent: [gives Melody a sheet of paper] Here are the directions.
- Melody: Ooh! Thank you.
- [while posing as sales clerks]
- Valerie: [to a fat woman] A size 86 dress, ma'am? Uh... um... uhhh...
- Melody: I have something which will look utterly divine on you, ma'am.
- [Melody giggles as she runs off and returns with a tent from a camping display]
- Melody: See, ma'am? Fits you like a tent.
- Valerie: Uh, she means glove.