- [after Sebastian accidentally poured hot sauce on Alexandra's tamale]
- Alexandra Cabot: YEOW! Help! Water! HELP!
- Alan M.: Hey, what's with Alexandra?
- Josie: She looks burned up about something.
- Alexandra Cabot: Don't just stand there! Someone get a pitcher of water!
- Melody: [giggles] Well, okay.
- [Melody grabs a calendar with a sailboat at sea on it]
- Melody: Here's your picture of water, but it's kind of silly if you ask me.
- Alexandra Cabot: I won't ask. Believe me!
- [while Alexandra is being pursued by hornets, the gang drives away]
- Alexander Cabot III: Step on it! Here she comes!
- [the gang drives faster]
- Alexandra Cabot: Wait for me! Stop!
- Valerie: When will we stop and pick her up?
- Alexander Cabot III: That depends on how soon the hornets get tired.
- [Sebastian snickers]