Josie and the Pussycats (TV Series)
Jumpin' Jupiter Affair (1970)
Casey Kasem: Alexander Cabot III
Quotes
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Alan M. : Okay, gang, let's split. Need a hand, Alexander?
Alexander Cabot III : Are you kidding, partner? I didn't go to see 37 John Wayne movies for nothing. Watch this. Ride him, cowboy!
[Alexander attempts to leap onto a llama with his Alexandra, but ends up falling inside of a large vase]
Alexandra Cabot : Something tells me, dear brother, you should have seen 38 John Wayne movies.
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Village Leader : Hmm. Josie make beautiful music. As you say, groovy!
Alan M. : More like super-duper groovy!
Alexandra Cabot : Ha! With this old Indian music I found, I'll show Alan who's super-duper groovy.
[Alexandra grabs Josie's guitar, stopping the performance]
Alexandra Cabot : May I?
Josie : Be my guest, Alexandra.
Village Leader : What now?
Alexander Cabot III : With Alexandra, who knows?
Alexandra Cabot : Attention, everybody. For the main attraction, I will play an ancient Indian melody!
[Alexandra plays music on the guitar, then it begins to thunder]
Village Leader : Quick! Run for shelter!
[Everyone runs away]
Alexandra Cabot : Hey, my number isn't over yet! Why is everybody leaving?
[Thunder crashes, lightning flashes, and it begins to rain heavily on Alexandra]
Valerie : We just didn't wanna get wet.
[Everyone laughs]
Alexandra Cabot : Wouldn't you know, I had to find a rain dance! Ooooh!
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[the gang ends up lost and are trying to find their way back]
Alexandra Cabot : Well, my sixth sense tells me that back is that way.
Alexander Cabot III : I wouldn't give you two cents for your sixth sense.
Alan M. : We might as well go her way. It's as good as any.
[Later, the gang finds themselves in a village]
Alexander Cabot III : I take it back, sis. I wouldn't give you ONE cent for your sixth sense.
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Alexandra Cabot : Thanks to me, I'll bet the rest of the gang is heading this way with help.
[Back in the village, Alexander, Valerie, and Melody are being chased by the villagers]
Alexander Cabot III : HELP!
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Josie : I've found it, Alan. Here's the slide of that spacecraft, the one that was projected on the clouds.
Alan M. : Groovy going, Josie. Now that the image is gone, the villagers have nothing to be afraid of.
Alexandra Cabot : Hmph! Josie's not going to get all the credit. Watch this, Alan, dear. I'll make some handsies just to show those villagers it's all a lot of bunk.
[Alexandra makes shadow puppets on a cloud, frightening the villagers]
Villager : Look, giant creature! More terrible than other thing!
Melody : Oh, looky, a cute space bunny.
Village Leader : Now thing in sky change shape.
Alexander Cabot III : What...? What went wrong?
Valerie : Offhand, I'd say Alexandra.