Oliver Beene (TV Series)

The King and I (2004)

Andrew Lawrence: Tayler 'Ted' Mark Beene

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Quotes 

• Krazy King : [while Ted is "visiting" the baseball glove of his dreams, the sporting goods store owner throws him a slider]  I want you to date my daughter.

  Tayler 'Ted' Mark Beene : What?

  Krazy King : My princess is important to me. I want to be sure she's datin' the right kind of fella. There she is right now.

  Tayler 'Ted' Mark Beene : [through the window of the office, a beautiful girl waves at Ted]  Whoa. She's gorgeous! What's the catch?

  Krazy King : There's no catch. Just keep her happy and keep her out of trouble. Oh, and while you're at it, why don't you keep this glove!

  [he hands the coveted baseball glove to Ted] 

  Tayler 'Ted' Mark Beene : Seriously?

  Krazy King : Yeah. Hey, you do know how to treat this little lady, don't you?

  Tayler 'Ted' Mark Beene : [mesmerized]  Yes sir. I'll rub 'er with oil, tie 'er up, and stick 'er under my mattress.

  Tayler 'Ted' Mark Beene : [coming out of the haze]  You were talkin' about your daughter, weren't you?

  Krazy King : Mmmm-hmmm.