Drowning in Actors (2008)

Layla Rose: Susan Darkholme

Quotes 

• Susan Darkholme : Oh my God, we are so over. And you know what? You're not even any good and you're hung like a baby carrot! And I swear if I find you back at our apartment tonight, I'll wait till you're asleep, throw kerosene on your balls, light a match and dance in the flames! Got it?

  Nathan Porl : [Separating them]  Well if that isn't a lesson in fire safety, I don't know what is.

  Trent Rockwell : How can a carrot have a baby?

• Nathan Porl : Trent? What the hell is wrong with him?

  Susan Darkholme : He's a stupid, untalented man-whore with brain the size of a retarded hamster!

  Nathan Porl : Okay, I'm with you so far, now what's the problem?