The Simpsons (TV Series)
Lisa the Drama Queen (2009)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie
Quotes
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Bart Simpson : Why do we have to go to the rec center? I wanna play with my friends.
Homer Simpson : When you're older, you'll miss going to these little activities.
Lisa Simpson : Why aren't you going to these little activities?
Homer Simpson : Uh, because no one can make me.
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Lisa Simpson : Juliet's father is the utmost John Grisham scholar.
Juliet Hobbes : He found several hidden plot lines in The Firm, and proved that the real villain in A Time To Kill is the justice system itself.
Homer Simpson : Told ya, Marge. Told... Ya!
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Marge Simpson : Here's a few best friend tips. Always compliment her on her looks, and if a dog barks at you, don't make a big deal about it...
Homer Simpson : A friendship is just like a marriage. The key is to listen. And if a dog barks at you, don't make a big deal about it.
Marge Simpson : Homer, I just said that!
Homer Simpson : Whatever you say, honey. If it makes you feel any better, you said it.
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Homer Simpson : Doctor, I hope you don't mind, but I have this growth on the back of my neck?
Dr Hobbes : I'm... not that kind of Doctor.
Homer Simpson : Oh, I get it
[grudgingly hands over ten bucks]
Dr Hobbes : This is chewing gum.
Homer Simpson : What a racket!
