- Homer Simpson: This looks like a job for CAPTAIN CRAZY! Up, up and away!
- [He jumps out of a ski lift and falls like a stone]
- Homer Simpson: Oh, come on, gravity. You used to be cool.
- Marge Simpson: [concerned about Bart's unusual behavior] Maybe he's going through certain changes.
- Homer Simpson: If that boy thinks I'm paying to put him through four years of puberty, forget it! Stupid kids, think I'm made of hormones.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Hey, Bart. I think I have a crush on your new sister.
- Bart Simpson: You have a crush on my old sister.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Yeah, but that wasn't going to happen.